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Translated by
|| Youssef Farid - Mahmoud Molham - Mahmoud Fouda ||
"Enjoyable viewing"
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Time
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Space
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Reality
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They are just a linear path
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They are a prism of infinite possibilities
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So you can choose one
To branch out into infinite worlds
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Alternate worlds
About what we know
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I am the Watcher
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I will be your guide through
These vast new worlds
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.. Follow me and think carefully about the question
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//What if...? //
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"Season One, Episode Seven"
“What if Thor was a spoiled boy?”
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This is for the win, so!
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And this is the winner
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This is for the win, so!
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This
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Yes! First try
...You owe me, Jane
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(Jane)! (Jane)
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It's whistling! It's the whistle
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I want to speak with the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D
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Because if my data is correct
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..I think an alien attack is about to occur
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Hello?
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The same anomaly started before
Two years on planet Alpha Icarus
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The entire planet disintegrated and disappeared
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Yes, I know this is the parks department
But isn't there anything you can do?
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Talking about the end of the world, dude
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They have arrived
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We are late, the invasion has begun
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Wow!
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..O people of Middle-earth
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Your boring life is on
It's about to end
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.. Prepare yourselves
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To the prince of the party...
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This would be great!
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Battles were won or lost
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Only relationships
That truly defines a hero
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The people who make it up
It's their stories
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It was the brotherhood of Thor and Loki
Extremely strong and pivotal
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So much so that it changes the fate of the universe
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Their childhood taught (Thor
Countless lessons
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But in another universe
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Instead of raising Amber (Jotunheim
Loki as if he were his son.
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Odin returned him to his people
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Without his deceitful brother
To continue... let's say alive
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Thor became a completely different prince
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Rest, my love
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And leave Odin's room
To restore your body and soul
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..He fell asleep while I did
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I'm going to my sister's house
To celebrate the solstice
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And now here's the first taste
For royalty, my prince
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I expect you to study
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And read about the nine worlds
Who you will one day rule
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Of course, mother
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Parties are prohibited -
Of course, mother.
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Remember, Hamidal will be watching you
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Wait, what?
You can't be serious
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Be polite
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There you are, Hamidal
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I will go to study
Books will not read themselves
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..but your mother said
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Don't be a fun-eater, Hogan
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Stop it guys, referee
My father (Asgard) for centuries
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And the most interesting thing
What he did was go to sleep
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All that matters to him is duty
And so on of responsibility
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I won't be like him, okay?
Not the boring king?
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But Hamidal sees everything
If we try anything, he'll summon Frigga
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Let your faith be great!
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We will go to more planets
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Backward and remote, not even
Hamidal can see it
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Know the kingdoms!
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!The Party on Middle Earth
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Hurray!
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Joy!
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Toast to Thor, the prince of the party!
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Hello friends!
Party prince!
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Enjoy the party!
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!Thunder hug!
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Have a drink
It never runs out
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Try to drink it all
But you can't because it's magical!
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Fun!
!(Bull)! (bull)! (bull)
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No movies prepared me
Hollywood for this
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Shouldn't there be lers?
And probes? And a flying cow?
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According to my data
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The first alien creature
..He arrived here
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He?
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..I expected it to be more
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More like what? (ET)? And less
Handsome by Mascotti and with the body of Kane
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And as old-fashioned as Abercrombie's index?
I can keep going, let me
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I will go and talk to him
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I will make the first contact
With my space
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First? I think half
The club beat you to it
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..You can make your first contact with
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I don't know, this guy
He looks like a failure!
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Big words from a brunette!
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I'll go, how do I look?
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Not quite ready
For what will happen later
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Imitate me, imitate me
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Yes, you too
Imitate me, and you too
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You really look like me, yes?
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There you are, down there
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So small, I almost ran you over
How are you?
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I'm Dr. Jane Foster from Earth
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Yes, Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard
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Pouring wine, fine dining and baked goods?
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What do I always say, Topaz?
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I love cakes!
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Hey, hey, are you Thor?
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Thor, the Norse god of thunder?
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I don't know anything about the horse god
But I'm good at summoning thunder
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Okay, we'll continue
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18 months ago
Planet Alpha Icarus died
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...and the astronomical anomalies that preceded it
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It happened again tonight -
Don't drink too much -
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Or even a little -
You, Thunder Boy -
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What I'm asking is, were you the perpetrator?
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Yes, the alpha star
It was a great party
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You know, we lost Fandral for three days
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We found him in a barn
Wrapped next to a baby goat
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This is a classic
Isn't that right, Fandral?
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I named him Gary
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Yes I did -
Yes, goats!
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You killed a planet!
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What is this box?
The shiny one you have?
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It's magic, I love magic
Did you make this yourself?
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Excuse me? I happen to be
An astrophysicist with more than one Ph.D
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You know, he'll need a team
A whole lot of Asgard to make something like it
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You must be a genius
You're a genius, aren't you?
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Well, I don't know
.. Regarding genius, however
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..and your eyes
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Does he have all geniuses?
Deep brown eyes like that?
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This is like watching a nativity
Two stars at the edge of the galaxy
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It's the lucky hour
Want nachos for half the price?
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Okay, duck
But it's not a romantic date
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Let's see where it develops
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Release the foam!
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Blow into it
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Your mother wants a new eye
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Volstagg crashed!
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I now pronounce you Darcy and Duck a married couple
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Phone!
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!Phone...phone...shut up!
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Dr. Jane Foster?
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Coming, coming
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Dr. Jane Foster?
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Wait
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Dr. Jane Foster
With you, S.H.I.E.L.D
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..If you don't answer, we'll break in
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Yes?
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We found it, ma'am
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(Maria Hill)
Acting Director of S.H.I.E.L.D
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You have to come with us
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Can't wait until after breakfast?
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You were the first to warn us
By alien threat
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I hope you are
The key to eliminating it
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Threat? You call it a threat, really?
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Do you want to know why?
Being the acting director?
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No
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You, Spicoli
This may be your party, but it's not your planet
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..Before anyone gets hurt, I want you
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!Cannon coming!
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Is he okay? -
He's still unconscious.
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Did we get food?
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Do you have company, Dr. Foster?
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Friend
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Look, guys
There is a cute rabbit in the aquarium
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Look at this rabbit
It's beautiful
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He's a biologist
I'll call you, okay?
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I told you everything
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I traced the source of the anomaly to Vegas
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What did you do after that?
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Director, it seems
That party atmosphere is spreading
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Canada and Mongolia
And even the Dutch state of Pennsylvania
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Led by the main instigator
Thor of Asgard
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Who is flying to the sky now
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What? He's gone?
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..did..did he leave any note
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I mean, did he say where he was going?
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Quietly -
Thank you -
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sarcasm -
(Paris) -
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One of his compatriots said:
"He longs to drink wine"
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..Ma'am
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The last resort has arrived
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Hey, “last resort” seems like the last resort
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This is the first contact with Earth
With alien life
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And how to respond to them
It will set the tone for diplomatic relations
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Between our worlds for generations...
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Diplomatic relations?
Is that what the kids call it?
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You are wrong, doctor
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This is not the first contact
For SHIELD with aliens
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Notification device? I had
My father is one, he is a podiatrist
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Hey, will you call?
Podiatrist?
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"...send"
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Done
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Will it happen?
Did it happen? What did I miss?
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Here we go, come closer
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Let everyone say "waffles." I love the word.
Cheese!
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Waffles with maple syrup
With whipped cream on top
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(Bull) -
(Bull) -
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He has come! He's here
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Where is that son of a witch?
Thor Odinson?)
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What did you say?
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Tell me, Vandal, that a wand
This ugly popsicle is talking to me?
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Come closer to me -
I can't believe you came!
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You are absolutely the best, Loki!
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You are my brother from another mother
I mean this
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I mean this -
Brothers forever!
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Brothers forever!
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Forever!
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Hey, what's that squeak?
Did you issue it?
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No, I didn't take it out
Did you take it out? You always do
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I never make a sound
In privacy only
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Look, Loki
It's a shooting star! Make a wish quickly
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Yes, yes, shooting star
.. I hope.. I hope
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.. I wish.. I wish
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I wished it!
What is it? Tell me -
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I can't tell you. You will spoil his magic
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Hey Whitesnake band member. We have to talk
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My name is Thor, consisting of “thaa”.
And “ra” and “waw.”
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But not in that order
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You're having a huge party -
Isn't it the best? -
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I mean, I was hoping the Snow Brothers would come
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But Loki himself? Prince Loki?
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Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world
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Listen, dude, clean up this mess and get off this planet
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What? I love it here, and I like it for everyone
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We were having a great time, until you showed up
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The party's over, he shouted
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Yes, here's an idea. What
Do you think you should just leave?
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I wasn't asking
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You know, there's a word of
Midgard describes women like you.
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Destroyer of pleasures
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Here she is. I said it
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Well, this is for Fury
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...Now, for the rest of you
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Hold!
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...Nice shot, buddy. You are
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Boomerang hammer. Do you understand?
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3 Listen buddy, I'll count to
Then you will lower your hammer
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Here we go
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What did I tell you? Stop
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...Stop it, stop. This
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I don't know what it is. Nobody knows
But...no! I said no! Stop
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But I just have to touch it
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No, all your rocks just fell
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Party incident
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I will be with you immediately. Just give me a moment
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Here it is. Let's do this
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...You know, I started
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Not my hair!
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Hold!
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Do you know what you need?
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A drink and two weeks in Hawaii?
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A break
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My mother used to punish me all the time
time, but I never learned anything
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But maybe it will work for you
Because you are a destroyer of pleasures
258
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,596
All of you, look! Destroyer of pleasures
259
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:05,920
Destroyer of pleasures! Destroyer of pleasures
260
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:10,426
Fury said before that you're the best
261
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:13,676
And your punch has the power of 10 nuclear bombs
262
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,016
And your cat can devour entire armies
263
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,136
Do you have a cat? What's her name?
264
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,266
(Goose)
265
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,386
From the movie Top Gun! And you're Maverick
266
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,806
Doesn't your vanity have any price?
267
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:25,556
No -
Yes -
268
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:28,056
Who are you? -
Darcy). Big fan) -
269
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,766
By the way, I thought you were going to be a man
270
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,766
But consider yourself, you are not like that
271
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:36,056
If I use my power
Maximum, I will blow up this planet
272
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,346
And take down that idiot
She doesn't deserve all this
273
00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:41,226
What about South Dakota?
274
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,926
Or North Dakota?
275
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:45,660
I have to respond
276
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:45,726
{\an8}"Anonymous caller"
277
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,806
Do you need a trainee?
Cat breeder?
278
00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:51,056
Darcy, you're currently overexcited.
279
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,976
And I want you to tone down your enthusiasm a little
280
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,426
Deal?
281
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:55,676
Welcome? -
(Jane) -
282
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,596
Hello-!
When can I see you again? -
283
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,726
You are the most beautiful and kindest woman I have ever met
In my life from Midgard
284
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,596
How many women on Earth have you met?
285
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,596
Two. But the other one hit me with a bridge
286
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:08,550
And that was very painful
287
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,806
Be honest with me, Thor
288
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:14,596
In your last concert on Alpha
Starr, did you really destroy that planet?
289
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,636
No, it was a meteorite after all, not a planet
290
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:20,596
...and it was burning really bad, so we helped and
291
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,806
So no one got hurt?
292
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,176
Of course not -
Dr. Foster? -
293
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,516
Even baby goats
Gary got home safely.
294
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,016
In the end -
Dr. Foster -
295
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,056
I have to go. I love you
296
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,226
I mean, bye
297
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,476
What were we talking about?
298
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:38,016
All I'm saying is he won't notice
One if you blow Dakota away from them
299
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,516
Honestly, I can't tell the difference between the two
300
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,136
South Dakota (bottom)
301
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,426
The idea is not bad
302
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,306
The Mojave Desert could take a hit
303
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:48,346
Lure him to Siberia, then beat him up
304
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:51,266
You are not serious. We won't beat him up
305
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,926
We're talking about the fate of the planet
306
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:56,226
He's clumsy, of course, and he's probably the worst
307
00:19:56,250 --> 00:20:00,556
But this plan crosses the line
I refuse to let it be implemented
308
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:08,580
Thank you for your help, Dr. Foster
But your help is no longer needed
309
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,846
Damn! Farewell to my training period
By the Hungarian Queen Bee
310
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:17,886
"Look who came strutting. Mrs. Duck."
311
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:20,346
Not now, Howard!
Hey, is Thor talking? -
312
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,176
Who's calling? -
I'm Jane. Can you hear me? -
313
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,556
Wait, are you the girl?
Thor's cute girl? Hello
314
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,676
Do you have a bull?
315
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:30,556
Chinese food late
Of the night is the best. I love food
316
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,516
Loki, come here, Blue.
You must try these cooked balls
317
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,766
Hello Earth Girl. You don't have a girlfriend, right?
318
00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:38,636
You know, for a double date
319
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:41,386
Can you just give him the phone?
320
00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:46,050
...Don't get so emotional. He is here
321
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,476
True
322
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,266
Hello? Loki?
323
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:54,426
Hey, be careful of the feathers
324
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,976
It's unfortunate that we can't phone his mother.
What? -
325
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,176
This is what always happens
326
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,476
Teenagers having a party
Then it gets out of control
327
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,476
You are truly a genius
328
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,806
It's starting to get to me, isn't it? What did you say?
329
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,346
As long as there's Thor and Loki
330
00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:12,846
There must be Odin, Frigga, and Heimdall
331
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:16,340
What?
332
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:23,596
I have a crown too, and we both love fire, right?
333
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,886
Come on. Let's turn up the heat on that thing a little bit
334
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:31,250
Look at the time
335
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:38,960
How can I cross?
336
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:48,500
Everyone! Look at me landing
On that pointy thing
337
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:52,670
And fly!
338
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:10,266
This wire here. Green in this
Okay, ready to get started
339
00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:11,426
Thank you, Sylvak
340
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:16,676
Satellite realignment
Enlarge the signal
341
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:20,556
(Heimdall)
342
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:23,556
It's not working -
Okay. My turn, I'll do it.
343
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:29,210
...Would you please honor the owner of the blue Alpress car?
344
00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:47,250
Hello. About Thor
345
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:56,590
Not nice. I really felt this way
346
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,176
We are on site -
Prepare the missiles -
347
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,306
What? But I thought it was the missile
348
00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:08,386
Just in case she gets distracted by a cat
349
00:23:08,410 --> 00:23:13,886
Hello, Mrs. Odin's wife?
350
00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:15,726
Is this Chardonnay?
351
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:18,596
Diverse, yes. How can I help you?
352
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:21,346
Why do you insist on spoiling my parties?
353
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:25,016
Calm down a little. Enjoy. Smile
354
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,516
Ready to launch at your signal
355
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,476
...launch within 5
356
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,886
I gave you a warning. Damn, I gave you a warning punch
357
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:36,556
four -
It's a bull. He's in trouble -
358
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:39,306
three -
He's on the ground -
359
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:42,176
Two
360
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,176
What about Captain Marvel? -
you'll be fine -
361
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,000
One
362
00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:53,976
Thor, Prince of Asgard and son of...
Odin, the one and only, what are you doing?
363
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,386
My mother!
My mother? -
364
00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:56,516
My mom?
365
00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:57,926
What do you do?
366
00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:00,926
You definitely use a lot of...
Dark magic just to check on me
367
00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:04,476
I had a visitor. She's worried about you
368
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,926
What...Jane ratted on me?
369
00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:08,846
She said you were on Midgard
370
00:24:08,870 --> 00:24:10,636
She's wrong
371
00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:15,800
I'm clearly in my room, studying
372
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,676
Don't tell your mother lies
373
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:24,886
You mean the earth. Sorry, I misunderstood
374
00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:28,096
Locals call it by that name. Yes, sorry
375
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,726
I was confused
376
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:34,226
Me and my study group
We came here to exchange cultures
377
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,676
"Exchange of cultures"
378
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:39,016
You know us. We are warriors for knowledge
379
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,726
Really? Then I have to see for myself
380
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,676
I will start my journey immediately
381
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,056
Are you coming here?
382
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:53,056
I expect to see your class
Completely when I arrive, my dear
383
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,056
It's now or never, Hale
384
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,766
They retreated. Our work here is done
385
00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:59,476
We never get the chance to fire missiles
386
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,266
I almost feel sorry for you, blond
387
00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:04,266
Please, you have to help me. My mom is coming
388
00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:10,250
My suggestion? Start at the corners, and work outward
389
00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:11,476
...pillars, pillars
390
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,476
But the place is spherical
391
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:20,806
Sorry, ladies. Sorry
But I have to leave early. Again
392
00:25:20,830 --> 00:25:23,266
Loki). my brother. I need your help)
393
00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:25,596
I preceded you, my brother
394
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:29,016
My brother's trying that thing in St. Louis
Saint... is it pronounced "Louie"?)
395
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,226
Anyway, we're about to
Do the biggest sling shot in the universe
396
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,346
Try to enjoy the rest of your time here
397
00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:39,476
See you in another 1,000 years. Heimdall
398
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:45,386
.No other quarries. No additional destruction
We need to clean up this mess and go home
399
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:48,056
Immediately!
400
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,266
Good blink. You almost fooled me
401
00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:56,420
I'm not kidding. My mom is coming
402
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:03,016
But she's not my mother
403
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,596
You know, I'm your brother from another mother, remember?
404
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:08,136
Come on, snow brothers, let's go
405
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,056
Wait, you can't
Departure. Look at this place
406
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,636
We have a duty to this
Planet. We have to clean it
407
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:15,426
"Duty, cleaning"? You talk like Odin?
408
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:16,596
What?
409
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:20,250
Let's get out of here, snowmen
410
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,426
Listen, the party's over
411
00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:26,516
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
412
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,476
Hey, where are you going? Come back
413
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,676
No, no, no
414
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,766
You have to stay, we have to clean up
415
00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:35,056
Look who's ruining the party fun now
416
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,676
You! You are the one who destroys her pleasures
417
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,136
Where are you going?! Come back
418
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,516
Come on, Topaz. We will outrun the wind
419
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:42,886
Please! Wait -
Failed -
420
00:26:42,910 --> 00:26:44,596
We will keep this bike
421
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:47,926
...Please, guys. Help, I am
You, what about you?
422
00:26:47,950 --> 00:26:53,500
I think I hear my father calling. Good luck!
423
00:26:56,540 --> 00:27:03,090
O people and beings. Please
You have to stay and help
424
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:08,500
Give me the power, Father
425
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:15,516
You will listen to me!
426
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,426
My mom is coming
427
00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:21,306
Frigga)?)-
And she's not happy -
428
00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:23,516
At all
429
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:27,130
But very angry
430
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:44,750
Yes, my dear
431
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:55,760
"Rock (Thor)"
432
00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:08,476
(bull)
433
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:14,306
Hello, mom. Nice to see you
Welcome to my study group
434
00:28:14,330 --> 00:28:16,306
Everyone salute my mother
435
00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,016
Hello, Mother Frigga
436
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,806
To end our study, what do we always say, class?
437
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:24,016
Learning is magic
438
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,676
See? I said that I am here to exchange culture and science
439
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:33,090
You know, Midgard is the first place
Where are gowns with sleeves made?
440
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:37,346
Mom, do you doubt me?
441
00:28:37,370 --> 00:28:41,920
But look at all this learning
442
00:28:46,870 --> 00:28:50,176
Thor, here's the information...
You asked about human civilizations
443
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,176
And I put a few documentaries on it, P.C. content
PS,” recordings for National Public Radio
444
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,926
I will call you next week to discuss it
445
00:28:55,950 --> 00:29:01,596
Small but contains a lot. Thank you
446
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:03,806
You must be Frigga. I am Captain Marvel
447
00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:08,596
I know who you are. Thanks
To help you teach my son
448
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:10,306
Let's go, my dear -
Wait -
449
00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:14,710
I almost forgot
450
00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:21,260
Mom, I can explain
451
00:29:28,370 --> 00:29:30,096
Hello -
Thanks -
452
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,806
You told my mother about me
453
00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:33,476
That wasn't nice
454
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:37,886
But it was right. So, thank you
455
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,226
You're welcome
456
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,726
I will call you? Good?
457
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:43,766
No, not okay
458
00:29:43,790 --> 00:29:45,056
No?
459
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,096
But I thought there was something between us
I like you, Jane
460
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,766
And not just because you are a genius
...You're also very attractive
461
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,016
Ask me to go on a date with you then
462
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,926
Jane Foster, I would be honored to take you on a date.
463
00:29:58,950 --> 00:30:04,096
Before you answer, let me say that I...
I know a whole planet full of unicorns
464
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,846
Even the waiters are unicorns
465
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:10,960
It's great -
It looks amazing. Will you pick me up at 8pm? -
466
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:23,056
A world was restored, love flourished
467
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,306
As the kids say
And the Asgardians say
468
00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:32,226
Together, they lived happily ever after
469
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,550
Wait, what?
470
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:45,250
Woe to him. Maybe I spoke too early
471
00:30:48,940 --> 00:34:09,330
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